wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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