these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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