wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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