Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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