Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
