Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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