Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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