is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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