Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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