You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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