I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
