Just fell off a train. Bad.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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