Grow some girl-balls and come out already
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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