I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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