Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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