how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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