i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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