I'm really into asian looking animals
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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