I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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