I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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