at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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