Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
