YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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