yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My pussy is not your playground.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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