I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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