Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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