addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
being pregnant is like rehab
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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