What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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