I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
