The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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