You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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