Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
