i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I would ride that face into the sunset
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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