Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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