Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
