haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
