Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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