like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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