one might say we're banned from that church
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
