And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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