Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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