Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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