there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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