I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
