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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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