you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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