I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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