Where is the hickey?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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