..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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