Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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