god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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