let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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