i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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