3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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